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Submitted by MJS on Tue, 01/10/2006 - 1:18pm

General JC Christian posted about a fella whose love for Karl Rove knows no bounds, except for the basement walls.

Here's a snappy little number in honor of one more freedom and mold fighter...

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Mom, Leave Me Alone!

I lit the candles, the incense and a cig
I put the towel down and snorfled like a pig
I did oblations, hosannas and a grunt
Karl is the Godhead, I'm his little runt
What rhymes with runt?
What rhymes with runt?

I lay my head down on a pillow of Cheetos
I touched my manhood and thought of Alito
I neared the garden where God and Karl play
I was the fountain in a manly kind of way
What can I say?
What can I say?

(chorus, preceeded by loud knocking)
Mom! Leave me alone!
I'm kind of busy here
I'm kind of busy here
Oh! Oh! Oh, moan!
Do not come down here
Mom! Leave me alone!
Ignore my groans!

When I take a bath I pretend that I'm Norquist
I drown the government with a gallon of my piss
I splishy-splashy with my giant submarine
Mission Accomplished, and then I start to scream
I am the King!
I am the King!

Someday the people will line up at my door
To show obeisance to me the Man of War
I will greet them and shake all of their hands
Have to remember to wash the Cheetos off my gland
I am the Man!
I am the Man!
Understand?

(chorus, preceeded by loud knocking)
Mom! Leave me alone!
I'm kind of busy here
I'm kind of busy here
Oh! Oh! Oh, moan!
Do not come down here
Mom! Leave me alone!
Ignore my groans!

I lit the candles, the incense and a cig
I put the towel down and snorfled like a pig
I did oblations, hosannas and a grunt
Karl is the Godhead, I'm his little runt
What rhymes with runt?
What rhymes with runt?

I lay my head down on a pillow of Cheetos
I touched my manhood and thought of Alito
I neared the garden where God and Karl play
I was the fountain in a manly kind of way
What can I say?
What can I say?

(chorus, preceeded by loud knocking)
Mom! Leave me alone!
I'm kind of busy here
I'm kind of busy here
Oh! Oh! Oh, moan!
Do not come down here
Mom! Leave me alone!
Ignore my groans!

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Image from here.

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