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Peace Offering

Babak Makkinejad has posted the following joke about Bush on Pat Lang's site in the comments to: "Iran - Revisited"

A fellow goes hunting. He sees a grizzly bear, aims, shoots, and misses. The grizzly runs after him, grabs him, fucks him in the butt, and lets him go. Read below the fold...

Christianists force conversion on the powerless using your tax dollars

Reminds me of Nazi prison camps, where you get better treatment as a kapo. No doubt that's the next step: Read below the fold...

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Bush staged practice sessions on appearing to take Iraq Study Group report seriously

To prepare Bush for an insurgence of reality, Chief of Staff Josh Bolten had him practice by "listening" to an assemblage of Iraq war critics.

The challenge for Bush's team was to make the president appear as though he were taking the release of the report seriously, without necessarily embracing its conclusions.

Bolten also brought in Kelsey Grammer to help rehearse the president: "I'm Dr. George Bush, and I'm listening." Read below the fold...

But what about the schools?

In Afghanistan, of course. Because the Taliban are killing the teachers and burning the schools:

The two sisters brought to 20 the number of teachers killed in Taliban attacks this year, said Education Ministry spokesman Zuhur Afghan. He said 198 schools have been burned down this year, up from about 150 last year.

Sounds like we need to put more troops in Afghanistan!

Oh, wait... Read below the fold...

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But He Was Wrapped So Nicely!

Warning: Do not read the following lyrics if you find the idea of Deific Infanticide offensive. Lord knows I wouldn't.

If Our Dear Lord Jesus Died a Little Kid
(A Very Special Christmas Song)

I love Baby Jesus
So plump, so soft, so white
I asked for him for Christmas
I prayed for him at night

Two weeks before the 25th
A gift beneath the tree!
It was wrapped up Baby Jesus
He was wrapped up just for me Read below the fold...

Why I hate Christmas and would like to see it banned

It's the commercialism, stupid.

As long as Christmas was a delusional religious holiday, I could deal. And some of the hymns are beautiful, really do bring a tear to my eye, a catch in the throat.

But these days, the whole point of Christmas is to flog me through the aisles of Wal-Mart to the tune of The Little Drummer Boy.

No thanks.

Thanksgiving is by far my favorite Holiday--and, I suspect, most American's too. Read below the fold...

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Saturday Grab Bag Blogging

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The Best Blog Comment Evah. Suburban, white and poor. In Olden times, these preteens would've been given a goat and a hut, not sent to jail. Ahem, "parents" anyone? Fuck you, you drunken poppinjay washout. As if you could ever compete with real intellectuals. You're just sad, wrinkled and old now. Read below the fold...

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Baker: The Cool One

So I had a nice afternoon with an area blogger who went with me and a friend to see the Josephine Baker exhibit at the Smithsonian. I had a couple of thoughts while there. Read below the fold...

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'Tis the Season, Y'all ...

and colder than the proverbial well-digger's rear here in Lubbock today. Herewith then, a receipt for something yummy.
First, the basic Mixture:

AKA hot cocoa mix from scratch
2 oz baking chocolate, grated
(bittersweet, 60% or more cocoa; 2 squares of Ghirardelli
or 4 of the little blocks of Baker's German)
1/3 cup good Dutch process cocoa powder
1/2 cup powdered milk
pinch regular table salt
1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed
Put all in a food processor and mix well. Read below the fold...

Here's a tip for Condi in finding a deputy

For some reason, nobody wants to work under Condi. (Could it be those heels?) But here's a tip that may help Condi find just the right person for the job:

Fiji's coup leader [and Army chief Frank Bainimarama] ran want ads in local newspapers Saturday to fill vacant Cabinet jobs, trying to piece together a new government for the south Pacific country.

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A handle for Lieberman

Tinfoil Hat Boy suggests several monikers, at least one of which didn't make it past the spam filters, for The Last Honest Man in the Beltway:

1. Lieberman (R-Slush Fund)
2. Lieberman (R-How 'Bout a Little Sugar)
3. Lieberman (R-Self)
4. Lieberman (R-Lieberman)
5. Lieberman (R-Malleable Fuckstick) (apologies to the Onion)

Readers?

I've been using "Ho Lieberman" for some time, but it just doesn't stick. Too subtle, I guess. I've got this fatal tendency to be too nice... Read below the fold...

Dems on holding Republicans accountable for Foley: "Na ga happen." Why?

Does anyone else think this stinks? From ABC's KGO affilliate in, erm, San Francisco:

[Democratic] Representative Howard Berman: "The most important contribution this report makes, and it does it well, is to tell the story of what happened."

And then Berman refused to take any questions.

The committee wrote it "...was disturbed by the conduct of some of those who dealt with allegations of Foley's behavior.

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