Not to pile on, or anything, but let's look at Republican presidential contender George Felix Allen's non-apology apology for calling a native-born Virginian with unpink skin a monkey. First, the slur: Read below the fold...
"How do we get this help from ______ [a] ?" asks one woman, referring to the promise by _________ [b] to repair and rebuild for owners of 15,000 destroyed homes.
"Where are you staying?" he replies in the manner of a seasoned bureaucrat. He says the family should fill out a claim form listing address, size of house, scale of damage, and furniture lost.
"You will get money in an envelope. Don't worry, our people are coming to you."Read below the fold...
Yet another noxious Republican front organization crawls out of the undergrowth of winger-funded foundations and sinks its fangs into Ned Lamont's ankle. Ignorance is indeed strength, isn't it?
Harry, you know I love you, but why does Ho Lieberman still have his seniority and his committee assignments?
He lost in a Democratic primary, and now he's attacking not just the winner, but all Democrats.
So, WTF? Read below the fold...
Yup, let's just shoot 'em all. We all know those dirty Ay-rabs can't be trusted, and the only way to deal with them is with a gun. What do a bunch of towel-heads know about peace anyway? boilerplate: I am being sarcastic, in case that's not bitterly clear. Read below the fold...
Four Santas Kidnapped in Daring Daytime Raid
Image was taken on southbound Interstate 5 near Oceanside, California--the Fate of the Four Santas remains a mystery.
Oh, dear, I fear a song coming on...
DON'T BLOW UP BABY JESUS
The children were all tuckered out
The stockings had been hung
The Christmas Tree was lit up
We were forever young Read below the fold...
So, my tomatoes are still putting out flowers with the first frost maybe a month away.
Is there anything I should be doing to make them settle down the business of turning red, or do I just let them grow?
Maine is the only state where the state fair takes green tomatoes, I've heard. Read below the fold...
Typically, the Republicans steal elections by making sure Democrats can't vote. (Exhibit A, the Florida Felons's List in 2000). And they're up to their thuggish old tricks in 2006. Salon exposes the scheme and lists the six states that Republicans have targetted for theft: Read below the fold...
Hear the words of Der Dëcider:
"[BUSH] America is safer than it has been, yet it is not yet safe."
Translation: Be fearful enough to elect Republicans, but not so fearful that you elect Democrats.
It's as if Rove is following a Goldilocks strategy: Keep the level of fear "just right."
Nicely crafted shitbyte, though. You've got to give Unka Karl credit. And the earpiece seems to be working more reliably now. Read below the fold...