And you know some hard-working bloggers who have such low and dreadful taste that they really, really deserve this. (Not any of us of course. We are saints who eschew money and want any spare change you have lying about to go to non-R candidates who need it. We're talking about those other guys here, the ones who suck.) But now we present...From ebay Read below the fold...
We Americans are so fat. So soft, so lazy, so pathetic. This isn't meant to be a "we suck" post, but here in DC, as I run my ass up and down three flights of stairs six or sixteen times a day moving in, I can't help but think of this woman. I have power, electricity, potable water, flushing toilets, an internet connection (dial up for a while), DVDs to entertain me as I load up the closets and put away my shoes, decor, food and drink in the fridge...the list of luxuries goes on and on. Read below the fold...
You will need:
A six-to-nine pound untrimmed beef brisket
Two bottles of Claude's Brisket Marinade OR
2 lb good honey
4 oz liquid mesquite smoke
6 oz soy sauce
4 oz roasted minced garlic
12 oz fresh lime juice Read below the fold...
Is anyone surprised that the Iraq War turned out the way that it did for the Iraqis? (We knew the Republicans would Fuck up the war; what we couldn't imagine was the grand scale on which they were able to fuck up the peace. Now we know. It's like Katrina. Except a lot worse.)
Government small enough to drown in a bathtub? Check.
Ownership society, meaning that if you've got a gun, you own whatever you've got or can take? Check. Read below the fold...
Just in case you were thinking of voting for somebody with an R- after their names, for county sewer commissioner or something equally trivial, perhaps out of a desire to prove you're not a mindless partisan. From the ever-interesting Alabama news roundup page:
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) â€”Greg Goodwin, a Republican candidate for Madison County coroner, has been arrested on a charge of cocaine possession, but is staying in the race, his attorney says.
And of course for this deplorable deed his party is doing the noble thing and casting him forth forthwith? Snicker, snort, guffaw:
Madison County Republican chairman John Noel said no attempt will be made to replace Goodwin on the ballot unless he is convicted.
Okay, the dude was a sacrificial lamb to begin with, up against a four-term incumbent for a job where you just about have to get caught in photographed necrophilia to lose. But still, doing lamb duty in races like this is how you pay your dues. Maybe the incumbent will get unfortunately photographed, or walk in front of a bus or something, and if not, you've still got actual boots on the ground campaigning experience. It counts. Read below the fold...