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Racism: Comics Edition

Yup, let's just shoot 'em all. We all know those dirty Ay-rabs can't be trusted, and the only way to deal with them is with a gun. What do a bunch of towel-heads know about peace anyway? boilerplate: I am being sarcastic, in case that's not bitterly clear. Read below the fold...

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War On Christmas Starts Earlier Every Year


Four Santas Kidnapped in Daring Daytime Raid

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Image was taken on southbound Interstate 5 near Oceanside, California--the Fate of the Four Santas remains a mystery.

Oh, dear, I fear a song coming on...

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DON'T BLOW UP BABY JESUS

The children were all tuckered out
The stockings had been hung
The Christmas Tree was lit up
We were forever young Read below the fold...

Goodnight, moon

So, my tomatoes are still putting out flowers with the first frost maybe a month away.

Is there anything I should be doing to make them settle down the business of turning red, or do I just let them grow?

Maine is the only state where the state fair takes green tomatoes, I've heard. Read below the fold...

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Skating on the edge of disaster

The laptop, she is dying. I am reduced to intermittency! Y'all be excellent to one another; see you when I see you... Read below the fold...

Have You Had Your Froom Today?

Everybody must get Froomed. Daily is best, but this day is mandatory. Down towards the bottom of the column, alas:
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Republican election strategy in 2006: Get close enough to steal another one

Typically, the Republicans steal elections by making sure Democrats can't vote. (Exhibit A, the Florida Felons's List in 2000). And they're up to their thuggish old tricks in 2006. Salon exposes the scheme and lists the six states that Republicans have targetted for theft: Read below the fold...

Republican zombies seek the votes of the living

Serif these, wingnuts! Read below the fold...

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Victory Defined

More explosive liquids from the Ministry of Fear

Hear the words of Der Dëcider:

"[BUSH] America is safer than it has been, yet it is not yet safe."

Translation: Be fearful enough to elect Republicans, but not so fearful that you elect Democrats.

It's as if Rove is following a Goldilocks strategy: Keep the level of fear "just right."

Nicely crafted shitbyte, though. You've got to give Unka Karl credit. And the earpiece seems to be working more reliably now. Read below the fold...

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Bobo's World: "Sincere" Edition

Alright, peons. Listen carefully, Bobo explains to you why you are dirty and smelly and unfit to sit at the grownups table:
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Free Advice to the Webb Campaign

So this whole "macaque" thing is amusing to me. Really, I'm so behind on my racist slurs, I guess I need to go to more CCC rallies. But some of us were talking this morning and thought that this would be a good idea:

It's time for a "Monkey" float. Think "The Kiss" meets "King Kong." Read below the fold...

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"Fobbits"

METimes. Interesting:

Sherwood Ross

WASHINGTON, DC -- It is an "open secret" in Washington US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld "wants to extricate himself from Iraq" but President George W. Bush "remains resolute," thus the US hangs on, a US investigative reporter has written.

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Weakened Bush hides from press

Hiding from lapdogs--now that's weak. I mean, these are the guys that hated Al Gore, helped sell WMDs to the American people, and "balanced" the Swiftboaters into the headlines. They've enabled Bush every step of the way. And now Bush has to hide from them? That's weak.

And even Pravda on the Potomac is noticing: Read below the fold...

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Our Military: Now Offically Christian

You may begin singing "Onwards Christian Soliders" now:
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Rude News Youze Can Use

I dunno how these guys do it, but they've got a pipeline from the future and you're getting, literaly dammit! tomorrow's news today. From the ultimate Be So Far Ahead Of The Curve That You Can't Even See The Curve From Where You're At site, Avant News:
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