Four Santas Kidnapped in Daring Daytime Raid
Image was taken on southbound Interstate 5 near Oceanside, California--the Fate of the Four Santas remains a mystery.
Oh, dear, I fear a song coming on...
DON'T BLOW UP BABY JESUS
The children were all tuckered out
The stockings had been hung
The Christmas Tree was lit up
We were forever young Read below the fold...
So, my tomatoes are still putting out flowers with the first frost maybe a month away.
Is there anything I should be doing to make them settle down the business of turning red, or do I just let them grow?
Maine is the only state where the state fair takes green tomatoes, I've heard. Read below the fold...
Typically, the Republicans steal elections by making sure Democrats can't vote. (Exhibit A, the Florida Felons's List in 2000). And they're up to their thuggish old tricks in 2006. Salon exposes the scheme and lists the six states that Republicans have targetted for theft: Read below the fold...
Hear the words of Der Dëcider:
"[BUSH] America is safer than it has been, yet it is not yet safe."
Translation: Be fearful enough to elect Republicans, but not so fearful that you elect Democrats.
It's as if Rove is following a Goldilocks strategy: Keep the level of fear "just right."
Nicely crafted shitbyte, though. You've got to give Unka Karl credit. And the earpiece seems to be working more reliably now. Read below the fold...
So this whole "macaque" thing is amusing to me. Really, I'm so behind on my racist slurs, I guess I need to go to more CCC rallies. But some of us were talking this morning and thought that this would be a good idea:
WASHINGTON, DC -- It is an "open secret" in Washington US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld "wants to extricate himself from Iraq" but President George W. Bush "remains resolute," thus the US hangs on, a US investigative reporter has written.Read below the fold...
Hiding from lapdogs--now that's weak. I mean, these are the guys that hated Al Gore, helped sell WMDs to the American people, and "balanced" the Swiftboaters into the headlines. They've enabled Bush every step of the way. And now Bush has to hide from them? That's weak.
I dunno how these guys do it, but they've got a pipeline from the future and you're getting, literaly dammit! tomorrow's news today. From the ultimate Be So Far Ahead Of The Curve That You Can't Even See The Curve From Where You're At site, Avant News:
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A long, strange day. It's funny how, when you've lived with some form of stress, removing the stress doesn't automagically bring relaxation.
So, I resorted to, erm, artificial means.
But not to excess, no no. Never to excess.
[Heaves bottle at wall. Crash. Tinkle.] Read below the fold...