Boy, is there egg on my face!
Being an atheist and all, I killed a few dozen people this morning, took all their stuff, and urinated on some priceless art.
An elderly woman was getting into a taxi I wanted, so I kicked the walker out from under her and stepped on her head as I hopped into the cab. When you're carrying a satchel-full of kidnapped infants to feed to your pit bull, time is of the essence.
With my AK-47 pressed against the driver's temple, he got me home in record time. It was a long drive, and more expensive than the cost of a bullet, so I did the logical thing. These vehicles are starting to pile up, though. Anyone want to buy a yellow car with a red-stained interior?
It was shaping up to be a pretty typical day, all around.
Then, in comments to my previous post at an atheist site, The Atheist Jew gave me a link to A Letter to an Atheist – PART II: Can We be Good without God?.
What is this "good" the author speaks of? Turns out that there's an incredibly old and totally invisible creature that has a code of behavior that's been succinctly written in about 1,200 chapters of crystalline prose. And everyone's supposed to abide by it. Why wasn't I told?
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A Day in the Life of a GOP Believer
1. Assault fellatially a passed out 22 year old.
2. Offer to pay someone to give them a blowjob in a public park restroom; claim you did it out of racist fears.
3. Send inappropriately salacious text messages to minors.
4. Sponsor/legitimatize/facilitate/justify torture.
5. Lead a nation to war under false pretenses which results in the deaths and/or maiming of tens of thousands of innocents, and the displacement of millions more.
"A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead
"A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead
Wow,
Republicans sound like the best atheists ever!
Won't they be blown away, so to speak, when they hear about God's Word!
Cthulhu promises to eat his Faithful last.
Or first.
It depends on how hungry He is and how crazy they are at the time.
No Hell below us
Above us, only sky
No Hell below us
Above us, only sky