A Little Light Limerick Humor

There once was a Bush boi from Texas
Who was wont to place all of his betses
On men who were fools
Or worse, who were ghouls
It’s clear he wasn’t one of the Mensas

Jake

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At first I thought that said menses

And I was like, yeah, imagine how much better off we’d be, if Bush had simply dribbled out of Barbara’s musty… uh… I’ll just leave that one be.

Hey, who wants chips and salsa?

But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists!!

menses works too

Somebody light off the fusees
And rocket our best boi overseas
You all can scoff
But we’d be better off
If Barbara had kept having menses

Jake

And another one

The Pres made Cheney his VP pick
Although it might have been a Cheney trick
But as time has slowly flown
The years have clearly shown
That as VP, the Dick is a Prick

Jake