A quiverful of miracles: virgin births across America!
Bush-administration Christianist moral values and abstinence-only education are paying dividends, as we finally see one growth indicator in the years of our lordly President.
Our purified teens haven't been left behind when it comes to parthenogenesis:
The nation's teen birth rate has risen for the first time in 14 years, according to a new government report.
The birth rate had been dropping since 1991. The decline had slowed in recent years, but government statisticians said Wednesday it jumped 3 percent from 2005 to 2006.
"It took us by surprise," said Stephanie Ventura of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, a co-author of the report.
Unfortunately, unwed mothers are on the increase, too, no doubt attributable to the availability of "Murphy Brown" re-runs on DVD.
The birth data for 2006 also showed births to unmarried mothers hit a new record high, and the overall birth rate has climbed to its highest level since 1971.