Once again, a repost, in honor of Delay stepping down from his leadership post. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer fascist.

I’m going to repost this, tweaked with suggestions from alert readers, in honor of Tom “Don’t Call Me Frenchy!” DéLay’s second very special day.

In honor of The Hammer’s very, very special day we present the following recipe for Pork Delay.

1. Procure one well-fatted Republican.

2. Remove the suit, the forked tongue, and the heart. Set aside the heart in case Dick Cheney changes his mind.

3. Wash the inner cavity of the Republican, then stuff with golf balls. Close and truss.

4. Steep the carcass in corruption until tender or indicted, whichever comes first.

5. Secure the Republican to the rotating spit device. Adjust the amount of spin as needed.

6. Place an oilpan beneath the Republican to catch the drippings.

7. While the Republican is turning, prepare the Orange Jumpsuit sauce.

7. When juice runs clear, remove the Republican from heat.

8. Slice the Republican into wedges.

9. Arrange wedges on a bed of shredded lettuce and garnish with the testicles of centrists. Drizzle with Orange Jumpsuit sauce.

10. Serve under the Capitol Dome.

NOTE Sorry, Vegans! Readers, can you improve on this recipe?