All-time stupid leads

Timesman Ralph Blumenthal cuts loose with a beauty:

Evolution Opponents Lose Kansas Board Majority
Kansas voters on Tuesday handed power back to moderates on the State Board of Education, setting the stage for a return of science teaching that broadly accepts the theory of evolution, according to preliminary election results.

Can anyone spot the “balance blooper”?

There isn’t any such thing as teaching science while not teaching evolution!!

In the quest for “balance,” Blumenthal concedes to the wingers the very point at issue, and buys into their lunatic notion that it is somehow possible to teach science and creationism at the same time; which is about as “balanced” as saying you can teach science and alchemy or astrology at the same time.

Stupid reporters. And stupider editors for letting this one get past them.