Won't You Slink Home, Dick Cheney
(sung to the tune Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey)

Won't you slink home, Dick Cheney, won't you slink home
I've groaned the whole week long
I'll do the huntin', honey, I'll shoot the guests
I even wrote this song

You remember that Sunday talk show
I turned you off...my remote control fingers roam
Yeah, I know you're insane, but...never to blame
Dick Cheney, won't you please slink home

Won't you slink home, Dick Cheney, won't you slink home
Before they blow you up
I'll check the mail box, baby, I'll guard the gate
Let me be your King Kong

You've spoken some funny things, sir
I wrote them down, with nothing but a PC loaned
I know you're insane, now...a lizard brain
Dick Cheney, won't you please slink home

Won't you slink home, Dick Cheney, won't you slink home
I've groaned the whole week long
I'll do the huntin', honey, I'll shoot the guests
I even wrote this song

You remember that Sunday talk show
I turned you off...my remote control fingers roam
Yeah, I know you're insane, but...never to blame
Dick Cheney, won't you please slink home

Won't you slink home, Dick Cheney, won't you slink home
Before they blow you up
I'll check the mail box, baby, I'll guard the gate
Let me be your King Kong

You've spoken some funny things, sir
I wrote them down, with nothing but a PC loaned
I know you're insane, now...a lizard brain
Dick Cheney, won't you please slink home

I said now, hide but you can't run
Dick Cheney, won't you please...slink home...

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Crossposted at Mortaljive.

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