Via Gizmodo (“Japanese Bra Also Carries Your Melons”), this candidate for bra of the week:
Technology marches on:
This lacy red undergarment has padded cups that when removed, transform into shopping bags that can be used to carry around your groceries, laundry, or other purchases and reduce the consumption of plastic bags in the process.
Listen, I’m going to leave the zucchini jokes to the semioticians, OK?
And don’t let sluttish, pouty-lipped autocoprophagic concentration camp advocate Michelle Malkin near this post or the image, please: First, she wrecks Japanese schoolgirl uniforms for the rest of us, and I don’t need any more bad pictures in my mind than I have already….
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Do I really want to know
what that dreadful Malkin person did to cast disrepute on Japanese schoolgirl uniforms? My extensive research on the subject (consisting of watching InuYasha on a regular basis) indicates they are garments of remarkable modesty despite the brevity of the skirts, and also extremely sturdy in that they can tolerate repeated removals by demons and other beings of ill character without rips or damage.
And the subject of removal brings up the matter of just how one is supposed to deploy one’s melon-toting garments when they are to shift from their function as clothing to their role as toters of foodstuffs….but maybe I should just quit this whole line of thought here before I find out this is a ploy by the garment manufacturers to sell double their usual quantity of these devices and you’re supposed to wear one and carry another for grocery use.
Of course I await the announcement of the dual-function athletic supporter as well.
You missed sluttish, pouty-lipped autocoprophagic ....
… concentration camp advocate Michelle Malkin’s video?
I added a link to it in the post. Enjoy!
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
Actually
There are more horrible associations that pop into my mind when you mention Japanese people and coprophagia, auto- or otherwise…
But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists!!