Anyone got a recipe for Republican shark?

Digby's got a great metaphor:

What this shows though is yet another agency that's been infiltrated by wingnut sharks who just mindlessly circle, biting off pieces of their agenda, programmed to just keep killing and eating no matter what. ... Keep circling and eating, circling and eating.

So, keeping the metaphor rolling, what's a good recipe for shark?

To begin with, what's the best way to kill one? Presumably not a straight right to the jaw.

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