Back in the day, we used to say "Duck Pit" all the time as a neener neener-equivalent, until it was pointed out that the term wasn't Civil, so as the polite people we once were, we stopped immediately.

But did you know duck pits really exist? I didn't. But they do (and we're ranked fourth. The caged hamsters turning the huge text munging and linking engines deep in the granite bunkers of the Mighty Corrente Building make us so search-engine friendly). A 20' duck pit seats 8 comfortably:

The standard width is 4 ft. at bottom with 30 in. opening at the top with 4 ft. tall. These blinds come with one or two dog boxes. Dog boxes are 18 in. tall with 30 in. opening at top with a 32-1/2 in. bottom 2 ft. long. These blinds come with flip over tops or roll tops. Our anchoring system on these blinds are end tie downs or side tie downs. Side tie downs are recommended if pit is anywhere backwater can get to it. End tie downs are recommended with rice fields where no back water can get to your pit. Safe boxes are available under dog boxes good for storing shells and items where you don't have to carry.

I never knew that your duck pit had a dog box.

So, the question of the day becomes:

If we threw George W in the duck pit, who'd go in the dog box?

Readers?