knotmyline's blog http://www.correntewire.com/blog/1421/atom/feed 2008-07-24T18:31:39-04:00 How they can get me to vote for them http://www.correntewire.com/how_they_can_get_me_to_vote_for_them 2008-07-24T18:27:38-04:00 2008-07-24T18:31:39-04:00 knotmyline
I have simple needs and to obtain my vote the Democratic and Republican candidates can easily meet them.

I will vote for Barack Obama if he promises to:

  • Dismantle all of the faith based creations of his predecessors.
  • Eliminate “Don’t ask, don’t tell”.
  • Appoint a substantial number of gays and minorities to leadership posts in our military services and truly integrate our military.
  • Put the criminals from prior administrations in jail, now!
  • Restore the personal freedoms of Americans.

I will vote for John McCain if:

  • There is no other candidate on the ballot.
  • Someone puts a gun to my head and forces me to vote.
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