Readers, I'm suffering from what I think its a mild case of food poisoning. Assuming I sleep, and I wake up tomorrow, and still have it, what do I take? Read more about Common Household Remedies Request
This, from the Superintendent of Saint Paul Public Schools:
I apologize for the misunderstanding around my first tweet Monday night in which I reacted emotionally to the Ferguson grand jury's decision.
My purpose was not to challenge the judgment of the police or the grand jury, but to express my sadness about this tragic situation. I deleted the tweet because it was being misinterpreted and it was distracting from the larger conversation about Ferguson.
Here's the original tweet (via the Times): Read more about Pro-cop twits bully school superintendent into submission
As usual, The Onion is pitch perfect:
“I honestly don’t know if I’m physically capable of listening to another community leader recite the same unbearable garbage about how it’s time for an open and honest dialogue. I swear to God, if I hear even one goddamn person assert there’s more that unites us than divides us, I will immediately blow my brains out.”
Then again, Obama didn't give that speech. Snippets because the White House transcript seems not to be up yet:: Read more about "Nation Doesn’t Know If It Can Take Another Bullshit Speech About Healing"