A recipe for squeezed rat

In honor of “Scooter” Libby’s Very Special Day, we present the following recipe for Squeezed Rat.

1. Procure one rat.

2. Squeeze ’til it squeals, then

3. Flip and flatten immediately under heavy indictment.

4. Dip the carcass in a batter of plea bargains.

5. Fry in deep shit until tender.

7. Serve cold in court.

(Squeezed rat is a dish best served cold.)