Somebody threw a brown envelope over the transom of the Department of Keeping Track in the Mighty Corrente Building. After we fished it out of the bucket of water and opened it, we read what follows. Looks like somebody's been spending time at GOP.com:
Shorter "Senator Sieve":
Harry Reid said he heard rumors Osama was dead. Only Bush gets to say when he's dead. Besides, if he's wrong, he boosts enemy morale. Or something. And we're still pissed about that special session thingy.
Shorter "Our Troops Must Stay," by Jomentum.
Real progress.
Only 10,000 terrorists.
If they win, they'll strike us directly again.
Democrats focussing on the past disappoint me.
We have a good plan: train Iraqi military.Yes. Featured news item #2 on the GOP.com website is Joe's Journal article.
Shorter "Alito Rules":
He's a lock on credentials, so the shameless Dems will try a smear campaign.
Order your People of the Lie Wall Calendar.