How to toss a Ron Paul salad

Genius like farmer’s deserves to be front-paged:

In a mixing bowl:

1. Combine one cup of Pat Buchanan and one cup of Grover Norguist, whip to a high peak.

2. Mix equal parts church and state and whisk until thoroughly blended.

3. Pour mixture into the chilled bleached skull of a trade unionist; garnish with red white and blue sprinkles and a shiny gold coin.

Serve with White Nationalist Crackers (supply-sider up), and a thick slice of Strict Constructionist Cheese.

Makes an excellent accompaniment to any hot homemade Chicago Boys Dirty War Chili. (very popular in Latin America back in the 70’s).

Please, sir, I want some more!

NOTE What I was I thinking? Answer: I wasn’t thinking.