Call (202) 224-6472, and say: "Hi, is this the number I call to get retroactive immunity for my past illegal acts?"
That's Senator Jay Rockefeller's office. He's the weak-chinned author of the abomination that gives the telcos retroactive immunity for their lawbreaking under Dear Leader's warrantless surveillance program.
They'll just hang up on you, but you'll have made your point.
Be polite, even though Rockefeller is a hopeless loser and a bought-and-paid-for shill.
Oh, and if you actually have a conversation, feel free to write it up in comments.