Christian[ist] Dollar Stores

Dollar Cross: "A Christ-Centered Dollar Store."

They've even got a close-out section:

1. Jeff Gannon bobble-head dolls: Only $1.00! Putting the "bob" in "bobble"!

But read on for even better deals:

2. Gary Aldridge wet suit: Only $1.00! Second suit free!

3. Ted Haggard pillbox: Only $1.00! Beautifully engraved with Haggard 6:9!

4. Mark Foley pocket ruler: Only $1.00! Don't forget to measure for me!

5. Lindsay Roberts "Game Boy" cellphone cover: Only $1.00! With FREE photo album!

6. Thomas Kincade specimen cup: Only $1.00! Golden blessings from America's best-loved Christian painter!

And much, much more! Make up your own jokes....

NOTE Via J-Walk.

And on and on and on and on...

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Ralph Reed souvenir dice

There's also William Bennett model, but you need to visit a pricier place than the Dollar Store.

Oh, I don't know

They probably have Bennett's books on remainder. Along with most of the rest of the wingnut's Basic Blathering Library.