Commander Guy

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Commander Guy
(sung to the tune "Spiderman")

Commander Guy
Commander Guy
Does whatever he wants to try
Invades Iraq on a whim
The lights are on but they are dim
Holy shit--there goes Commander Guy

Is he wise?
Listen, Dick
C students from Yale know all the tricks
Can he drag all of us down
He's the Mayor of Crazy Town
Hey, there
There goes Commander Guy

In the bleakest night
He smiles till the dawn
He will make it all right
Depends on which meds he is on

Commander Guy, Commander Guy
Angry and flippant Commander Guy
Peace and love
Make him mad
Without war he'd be sad

To him, life is quite unitary
Diplomacy is for fairies
He's the Commander Guy! +++

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Ruth's picture

Beam him up.

If you can find a black hole vacant enuff, this is time to try out seriously that transporter. Ruth

Ruth

Jet's picture

Commander Guy, Decider....

This guy has more self monikers than Rommey has flipped positions.

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