Let the feats of strength begin!
Also too, the airing of the grievances. I had forgotten that Festivus is December 23. My bad.
Still, it's apparently possible to celebrate Festivus on any day, even December 24 or 25, and so herewith.
My feat of strength is carrying wood in for the stove.
My other feat of strenth is lifting a coffee cup. Also too typing.
I guess I have to work on this strength thing.