Oh, this is too rich to pass up. The jokes write themselves. Shock and awe author pays for it:

The alleged “D.C. madam” dropped a name in court documents filed Thursday, but the man named bristled at being accused of hiring the high-end escort service run by Deborah Jean Palfrey.
Government prosecutors say Pamela Martin and Associates was actually a prostitution ring that Palfrey operated in the Washington area for 13 years. Palfrey denies that her business provided sexual services to its customers.
In her motion to reconsider appointment of counsel, Palfrey named Harlan K. Ullman as “one of the regular customers” of the business.
Ullman is one of the leading theorists behind the “shock and awe” military strategy that was associated with the 2003 invasion of Iraq.
“The allegations do not dignify a response,” Ullman told CNN. “I’m a private, not a public, citizen. Any further questions are referred to my attorneys.”
Ullman — a former Navy commander and “a highly respected and widely recognized expert in national security whose advice is sought by governments and businesses,” according to his Web site — also said he is considering “some sort of legal action.”

Have at it, peeps.