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The Pool Riddle

This is the blog that says Fuck! proudly, so this shouldn't shock anyone too much. I recently came across a nifty little comment/riddle and I thought I'd share it.

So let's say your standing in a pool, neck-deep in vomit. There's a person standing above you on the pool side, with a big hunk of dogshit that they are about to throw at your face. Do you duck, and immerse yourself totally in vomit? Or do you stand firm, and get a face full of shit?

Applying this to voting in the fall, the vomit = GOP and shit = Dems. Read more about The Pool Riddle

"The F Card" once more

RL, as usual, is not simply calling, but stamping its little feet and screaming, so this is going to be a post that is far shorter than the subject deserves. But I thought I'd run it up the flagpole, and see if anybody salutes, throw it against the wall and see if it sticks, throw it on the roof.... Read more about "The F Card" once more

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A Rare Lesbian Rant



Meh, I'm trying to think of a way to keep this short. Bottom line: it's much, much nicer to be an out gay man, today, than it is to be an out gay woman or transperson. It... annoys me that I have to dispute this, even at popular gay blogs. Don't get me wrong, I'm not dissing anyone at this post or blog or in particular. I just don't think I should have to argue that. And I doubt most of you care! And that's fine! But as intra-PC wars that no one cares about go, this makes me crazy. Read more about A Rare Lesbian Rant

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Is Higher Education a Waste of Time for Little People?

This is probably the wrong time to post this, but I just discovered this blog and the angry posts about education, employment and debt there. Don't get me wrong; I can wax plenty angry on those subjects and the way they interact today in this country. But I'm disturbed. It seems to me more and more people are giving up on the idea that education, the real and good kind, is of value in and of itself. I could never believe that. Read more about Is Higher Education a Waste of Time for Little People?

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Big Numbers We Don’t Understand

We live in the age of Big Numbers We Don't Understand. To put Google’s annual revenue in more context, if Google were a sovereign nation, it would have the 90th largest economy in the world, below Panama and above Cyprus. Put another way, Google is worth two Albanias, four Haitis, or eight (!) Mongolias.

This in reference to a measly 149BN market cap.

Any suggestions for whose GDPs we can line up for the Big Shitpile?

Or another edifying context? Read more about Big Numbers We Don’t Understand

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Choosing Our Fights Wisely

Every day, calls to action arrive in my mailbox. Some of them make it onto this blog; most of them don't. And now, I'm questioning each one even more closely. Read more about Choosing Our Fights Wisely

Dr. Grumpy strikes again


Dr. Grumpy treats us to another vivid illustration of the delusion level of "those of you who believe there aren't bureaucrats between you and your doctor."

For the sensitive, this story has a relatively happy ending. Read more about Dr. Grumpy strikes again

Watch Yves on BNN!


Yves's appearance on After Hours had me blowing kisses at the screen. Commentary includes Obama (shocking indifference to unemployment, for a Democrat--if you think he is a Democrat), unions (why generalize from the Teamsters to all unions, when we don't generalize from Massey to all corporations), inflation (just not an issue right now), and more. Read more about Watch Yves on BNN!

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A Bender of an Era: Bush made Iraq so big he couldn't lift it

The essential problem of the neo-liberal era is a broken triangle:

1. It has to have low inflation and volatility in the real economy, as well as in the macro-economy, otherwise, those who generate excess profits will not put them back into circulation as liquidity.

2. It has to have low interest rates and low liquidity preference by a sizable share of consumers.

3. It has to have greater volatility for individuals. Read more about A Bender of an Era: Bush made Iraq so big he couldn't lift it

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Deficit Doves Vs. Deficit Owls at ND20: Part Two


The debates between the deficit doves and the deficit owls continued at New Deal 2.0 (ND20) today. Jeff Madrick, a dove, gives us a post entitled: “Stimulate Now: On Inflation and Deficits.” In this post, I'll evaluate Jeff's views paragraph by paragraph.

Jeff says:

”Some have suggested that if a country nears the point that it must consider default, that is, it can’t generate enough tax revenues to pay debt and meet other minimal commitments, then all it need do is create reserves if it has a sovereign (aka ‘fiat’) currency.”

Maybe Jeff is right that “some have suggested . . .” the above, but I've never seen anyone do that. The economists I read who write about the capabilities of Governments sovereign in their own currencies say that such countries can't be forced to default, that they can only do so voluntarily, and that if they do, it's only because their decision makers don't understand that they can't be forced into default by international markets any external authorities. Read more about Deficit Doves Vs. Deficit Owls at ND20: Part Two

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Deficit Doves Vs. Deficit Owls at ND20


New Deal 2.0 (ND20) is, well, more New Dealish than other web sites, so instead of the usual conflict between deficit hawks and deficit doves, we might see at, say, the New York Times. Here things are shifted to the left, and we see a debate between the deficit doves and the deficit owls. The doves and owls have posted there for awhile without really engaging one another. But recently, the appointment of Jack Lew as OMB Director and the Statement/petition by Sir Harold Evans called “Stimulus Now,” has ended an uneasy truce between these groups. Paul Davidson, Sir Robert Skidelsky, and Jamie Galbraith replied to the Evans petition with a refusal to sign it and an explanation of the deficit owl position. At about the same time, there was an exchange at Paul Krugman's blog between deficit doves sharing Paul's position on the deficit and deficit owls, who don't agree with the deficit dove prescription of short-term deficits until we get a strong recovery and then a “pivot” to deficit reduction eventually resulting in a surplus when times get really good. The deficit owl prescription is to increase Government spending on programs directed toward the public purpose, until all excess productive capacity in the US economy is used, and then cut back on less valuable spending, or raise taxes as necessary to avoid inflation. Deficit owls also believe that there is no need to worry about deficits as long as Government spending hasn't helped to created enough aggregate demand to use excess productive capacity, and that thereafter, aggregate demand needs to be cut either by reducing spending, raising taxes or both, not in order to reach some arbitrary deficit or surplus number, but rather to achieve the specific goal of avoiding inflation. Now, at ND20, blog posts have begun to appear where deficit doves and owls have been exchanging points of view. Read more about Deficit Doves Vs. Deficit Owls at ND20

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The Fed won't allow the US to issue currency


There is a war in finance. This war is not a war of a good guy versus a bad guy. This is a war of two bad guys, a war of Titans who could destroy each other and the financial system.

The old world European Titan is the central bank complex, made up of the Fed, the central banks of Europe, and the Bank of International Settlements/IMF/World Bank.

The new Titans are the hedge funds and Goldman Sachs, who seek to profit in good times and bad. These do not war against the central banks out of a sense of right and wrong, but rather out of a sense of greed. Read more about The Fed won't allow the US to issue currency

chicago dyke's picture

Why Do You Consume It?

Heh, look at me. It's like I'm a real blogger again or something. I blame all that rain we had; there was no way I was getting squat done in the garden this past week. But clearly my old addiction was just masqued by planting; I admit that and this post is as much to myself as it is to you all. Read more about Why Do You Consume It?

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Paul Debates Jamie and MMT


Paul Krugman, well-known for his opposition to the austerity concerns of the deficit terrorists and his advocacy of additional Government stimulus to lower unemployment and end the recession, just ignited a paradigm conflict which promises to clarify for many, the issues dividing “deficit doves” like Paul, from economists who take a Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) approach to economics, which holds Read more about Paul Debates Jamie and MMT

Comment of the Day


In a thread entitled Goldman's Win (Felix Salmon), a DUer reminisces about her husband's gig there:

True story about Goldman-Sachs
Posted by LiberalEsto

My husband worked as a computer consultant Goldman-Sachs in Manhattan for 2 months back in 1990.

The first day, someone stole his new raincoat out of the office closet.

The second day, someone stole his umbrella.

The third day, someone stole MY umbrella, which he had borrowed.

It's a fucking den of thieves.


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