Of course, those aren't really mutually exclusive possibilities.
But check the bruise over Bush's left eye, as He stumbles through the cover story for the deal He made so Scooter would never do time...
(And before you press Play, please be sure to turn the sound down. We don't want you to lose a keyboard or, worse, the screen or a wall. A broken fist can be very painful!)
See what I mean?
And who did the punching? Dick? Laura? Babs?
"Pooty"?
Condi?
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I heard it was a private duel with Putin
With epees and everything. Just for fun, you understand. Or he may have been clearing brush down there at the Kennibunkport beach and fell on some driftwood.
Sometimes when someone is
Sometimes when someone is lying, they will blink alot.
Lambert, if you're done with that bucket...
... wouldja pass it over here, please?
www.vastleft.com
It’s definitely a
It's definitely a bitch-slap scar.
bush didnt get slapped ,his horn is finally showing up
evil and twisted Satan gave chimp a bruise where his horn will be.hahahahahahahah.A born again devil child.
It’s bushy eyebrow hair.
It's bushy eyebrow hair. He's always had that, though it might be more pronounced as he gets older. You can see it in many pictures of his left eyebrow. It shows up sometimes more than others. Time for him to get out his tweezers again, or his personal groomer back from his taxpayer vacation. Its the same with all that bushy hair inside his ears. He's just lazy, I think. Maybe he thinks it makes him look manly. A Plucker he's not; but he is a ...ugh, nevermind.
Working the pigeon over...
Maybe Cheney had a few of his boys--most like his wife and daughters--work Bush over to persuade him to commute Libby's sentence.
Bruise over eye is...
It (the bruise over the left eye) is probably the result of a VERY pissed off vet (probably someone whose legs are back in Iraq) decking shrub while touring and sneering at the troops moments earlier.
Let the jury's verdict stand?
Does he really believe he has the option to change the verdict of the jury? He said several times he chose to let the jury's verdict stand, as though he wasa able to change the verdict of the trial to 'Not Guilty.'
What a squirming worm!
bitch slap for sure
Looks like Cheney put some extra work into his argument.
what about the scratches?
We were so busy noticing the prominent scratches that looked like fingernails having dug into and dragged down his highness's left cheek, and also marks on his right cheek, that we didn't see those above his eyebrow.
Very possibly love scratches from Rove or Jeffrey Gannon Guckert, eh?
bushit bruise
he got the bruise in a threesom with jeff gannon and ted haggard !it got out of hand and became rough sex !
Wasn't he fishing with Puutput?
A big fish faught back at the fishing party with Dad and Poutpout!
What really happened is...
Cheney farted.
Bushy Brow
Lefty Gal is 1000% correct: Bushy is, well, bushy(Lil' Laura doesn't refer to him that way for no reason!), especially at the top edge of his left brow. The hair there is as errant as its owner and is, quite frankly, as annoying.
That mark on his left eyebrow...
...is the first horn coming out.
who hit me?
mommy hit me.
More than eyebrow hair.
That's more than eyebrow hair, there's general bruising there, and I reckon it is consistent with walking into a door-frame while drunk as a skunk.
He looks like he could be hungover too. Or maybe he's just impatient and disgusted with having to talk to the press about what he has done. His expression is kind of exasperated and impatient.
Beeracratic? Did I hear that
Beeracratic? Did I hear that right? hiccup
Sad & Troubled fellow
He is a sad and troubled looking fellow. Could he be thinking that his reign of terror and atrocity is coming to an end?
There does appear to be a slight amount of swelling on the left eye.
Boosh Owey
How can the boy president commute a sentence when he can't even construct one?
As to the owey over his left eye -- its from blinking too hard while lying.
Anyhow, impeach the so-called impaired prez!
Bush was apparemtly attacked
Bush was apparemtly attacked by a man shouting anti-american curses. After sustaining the first blow, Bush felled the man with one karate chop. He then retired self-satisfied and turned the presidency over to Laura who ended the war.
it happened
It obviously happened when Putin threw him with a judo throw. Luckily, years of watching star trek allow Bush to give Putin the Vulcan neck pinch.
Babs thwocked him one last week.
Poppy invited Pootie over to play with Junior at Kennebunkport, and Pootie was being a perfectly good little boy.
Junior had a hissy and threatened to nuke the Iran oil fields, so Babs had to show a little tough love.
Poppy loves his New World Order, and is doing his best to keep his idiot son and crazy Uncle Dick from screwing it up.
No Hell below us
Above us, only sky
No Hell below us
Above us, only sky
mom….he’s eating
mom....he's eating pretzels again
Booshes bruise is a sign from neo con heaven(HELL)
Its one of the final signs that amerika the land of the ignorant & arrogant sheeple-is heading over the cliff...and into obliivion...baaa baaaa
Bush black eye
More than likely he bent down to say hi or hello to one of the many bodies he has ordered to the east to protect his oil and its buddies, and he hit his head on the bed trapese or something. Or, Laura was saying know and he was hearing yes!
Kiss My Ass
Hey Ya'all,
I'm the President, and you are not. So Kiss my ass, you losers.
Bush's bump
He did it shadow boxing. Unfortunately he doesn't cast one, so it kinda rebounded on him.
It’s OBVIOUS what this is
It's OBVIOUS what this is from.......It's from his forehead hitting Cheney's Belt buckle...Sheesh.
...Don't you guys know ANYTHING?
LOL
Judge did it
Obviously the judge that put the sentence in place is who did it because once again, george sidesteps justice.
Blammo!
This is what happens when you sleep on the bathroom floor and
use the toilette seat as your pillow.
"I swear to god I am never drinking again! Laura, get me a towel, I think I'm going to be sick again. Call, Gene and have her cancel my morning meetings."
GWB
not that funny
bunch of worthless comments here, except for the one which points out it is his eyebrow or brow, not a bruise. Why not show a news photo of the press conference, there are probably plenty at news.yahoo.com news photo search. Answer: because there's no "bruise" apparent except in a blurry youtube vid.
Globalist
Probably got knocked out for failing to pass the Immigration Bill.
That was priority #1 to get the NAU/NWO under way.
No sunlight for Greenspan and others...
The answer could be here...!
http://www.worldreports.org/news/67_form...
Also check the archives..
Gaylord
I was a rough sex with his bodygurads!!
Then again...
Fat, stupid and drunk is no way to go through life son.
Unless you're G. W. Bush, the eternal over privledged frat boy. Maybe Jeb bitch-slapped him for utterly ruining his chances in 08 or ever for that matter.
Dick’s hunting rifle’s
Dick's hunting rifle's butt..ouch!**@!
that brow bruise was caused while
trying to think up his next spin, lie, cover story he was pinching that eye brow for the upcoming news conference...(see the HR guy in Miracle on 34th Street) this is a common nervess tick of someone who fears they will be found out a liar
Eyebrow Anomaly
That isn't a black-eye. It's an malfuctioning automated alien biological contruct from 63 Reticulie. 2nd moon of 2nd planet. Old account number from 1947. Delivery vehicle crashed in a remote area of New Mexico. That black-eye isn't a black-eye, but the 'natural' coloring of the creatures from that moon. Their advanced technology is only so good - the warranty is up on the 'current' model, but no service technician is available despite repeated calls from Aricebo. With no vendor support, except a crude operating manual, administration personnel struggle with maintaining the 'droid.
Strange. . .
that this president has so many facial injuries-- the 2002 pretzel injury, the 2004 bicycle injury, and does anyone else remember in 2000 when the votes for the presidential election were still being counted, Bush had bandages on his face (supposedly to cover a boil)? I don't remember any other president suffering so much trauma to the face. Maybe his subconscious is getting its licks. . .
Is Scooter an Israeli citizen like Chertoff et al?
Rove must've gotten jealous about his Apprentice playing rumpranger with the inmates. Israel only allows Jews to get citizenship, which is why so many Jr Bush White House traitors are citizens of Israel. Comcast cable hs permanently censored MSNBC in Knoxville Tennessee, home of Bush Jr's Skull & Bones boytoy Poland Victor Victoria Ashe. Ambassador Ashe is now running CIA torture deathcamps in Poland.
/Ron
/Ron Paul\
r3VOLution
\\\\\2008/////
I didn't see a bruise
I didn't see a bruise, but if he's got one, it's a self-inflicted wound, no doubt.
Head butt from Jeff Gannon aka James Guckert??
aka Jeff Guckert aka Johnny Gosch??
Could have had a rough night with one of his presidential male porn star escorts. Things may have gotten out of hand in the Lincoln bedroom, or maybe Pooty Poot gave him the headbutt to remember him by. Who knows?
Maybe it's just cosmic justice.
Even the gods get fed up sometimes.
"No rendirse, muchachos!" William Barrett Travis, 1836
We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0
1 John 4:18