Environmentalism Causes Meth-Smoking Gayness

Just when you thought they couldn’t be any more stupid.

Nearly two years ago, Rev. Haggard began his earth campaign as he threatened the Republican U.S. Senate, stating that he would turn the evangelicals against them if they refused to ratify global warming laws.

The Republican Senate did not take heed to the threat – therefore, Haggard carried out his plan. By February 2006, Evangelicals Against Climate Change was launched …The CNN headline read “Strange Bedfellows,” as evangelicals had joined forces with environmentalists who are well-known for being ungodly and sexually immoral.

God warns us not to place anything above Him… . We cannot subjugate Father God to mother earth… . God gave man dominion over the earth, not subjugation under it… . The hedonistic cares of this life, including drugs, drink and the earth, must not be our concern.

Sign me up, baby! And you better watch out, I think that tree over there is checking out your ass.
Ha ha, Canada: this guy is all yours.