Feeling stimulated?

I got a nice note from the IRS the other day telling me that my $300 stimulus check is in the mail. Yow!

Maybe now I can afford that European vacation!

Or possibly that cosmetic surgery I've been putting off!

Although I have to say I'd rather have a $30 million golden parachute than a $300 stimulus check.

But then, I didn't run a huge corporation into the ground, or tank the economy. From each according to his ability....

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Mine too!

I'll be able to pay rent!! And get the internet turned back on at home.

Whoo-hoo!

Thankfully, money from the significant other will start coming in again, and his surgery will be postponed, so that's all good. If only he could find a job with pay cominsurate with his experience and abilities. But I guess we're gonna have to wait for 2016 for that, when we get a president who knows WTF they are doing.

Bill Clinton for First Dude!!!

He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
- Sir William Drummond

$300 does buy a lot of Ramen, though...

:v)

What a waste of taxpayer money

So they sent you a letter to tell you a check was in the mail? Even though the check was going to come anyways?

Yea, I know it is less than pennies in the context of the budget and the debt, but even nano-pennies can turn into real money at some point.

so, lambert

which gas station are you going to favor with your patronage?