Foley on The Clenis, September 12, 1998

Priceless. Foley shares his feelings in The Saint Petersburg Times:

"It's vile," said Rep. Mark Foley, R-West Palm Beach. "It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction."

Vile, huh?

Heh. Indeedy. Yeah, thank The God of Your Choice the Adults are in charge.

Honestly, I could have pity for Foley. It's a sad story--since, in talking about The Clenis, the closeted Foley was clearly talking about himself.

Er, except for the consenting adults part.

Except I don't feel pity for Foley, because Foley's Republican party wants to Fuck me 100% of the time.

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