It would be so nice to have a job that pays hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, plus all the perks I can scam for myself, plus access to hawt, firm, youthful flesh ready to service me at the drop of an email. No, you're not surprised. Yes, Democrats better fix this kind of "oversight" ASAP:

The investigative subcommittee therefore recommends no further investigative or disciplinary proceedings against any person.

IOKIYAR, now, today, forever and until after the Rapture. If you don't want Elder Statesmen Closet Cases showing up at your teenaged kid's intern parties and message boards, you should move to China. Or something.