Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obama.
Obama who?
Fuck The Constitution!

Obama, a priest, a rabbi, a minister, and an imam walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What can I get you fellows?”

Obama replies, “Orange juice for the imam, and whiskey for the rest of us.”

The bartender asks, “Who’s going to pay for this?”

Obama says, “From now on, my friends’ drinks are on The House!”

[Well, what did you expect from an old fart?]

None, and you’re a racist if you don’t see the light!

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“But hysteria is all the rage these days, I guess” - gqm

How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Barack simply hopes and the light bulb changes itself.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

that

without dope
there’s no hope

not funny now or then, but true, for some at least.

nowadays I am tempted to say

that

without hope
there’s no dope

still not funny. but still true, for some at least.

Bruce Dixon
www.blackagendareport.com

“Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.”

; >

from here, which has a ton of jokes—some awful, some good — http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/

“Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.”

and these— “…
Q. Why will Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He’ll stall first. …”

better than money will get you through times of no dope.

I miss the 70’s.

Except for Disco

and polyester leisure suits

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“But hysteria is all the rage these days, I guess” - gqm

Why do motorists wear leather jackets?
Because chiffon wrinkles in the wind!
—Paul Lynde

and here’s one from joseph cannon