Your assignment, if you choose to accept it:

Read the signing statement attached to the just-this-afternoon-signed "SAFE Port Act". Take one drink--Maker's Mark suggested but anything not made by the Jack Daniel's company* is acceptable--every time you run across the phrase "unitary executive."

Make sure you have cab fare or other transportation arrangements back to your abode worked out before you commence playing if you are not there at present. We'll see you sometime tomorrow, because you are just about to get as shitfaced as you have ever been in your life.

Sorry, this is not about to be a happy drunk. This is a kill-the-pain, as well as a I-am-smarter-smashed-on-my-ass-than-this-bastard-in-the-White-House-is-cold-sober, sort of drunk.

*Jack Daniel's is made by Brown-Forman company, one of the main, or at least known, enablers of Jack Abramoff. Drink responsibly, as they say.