JC Chrisitan wrote about some changes to the constitution that Senator Bill Frist is ready to put forth. I was moved to write a song along this theme…

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My Little Magical Pen

Int. Oval Office, Day

Bush enters, throws back the curtains, plops down in his chair, and picks up his Magical Pen. He squints at it, smiles, and begins to sing:

I sure love you
My little magical pen
I can make you cross out everything
The who, the what and when
I can make disappearable
The rights of men
Oh, I love you
My little magical pen

(chorus, to be sung by Karl Rove, Karen Hughes, Alberto Gonzalez, Dick Cheney & Condoleeza Rice)
Ooh, you got it
Ooh, it’s good
Ooh, you got it
When you got it
You should use it
Use it good

I can make history
Into something new
I can take the factual
And turn it into goo
I sure love to cross out
Stuff that bugs me so
I crossed out the Geneva Convention
At Guantanamo

(repeat chorus)
Oooh, you got it
Ooh, it’s good
Oooh, you got it
When you got it
You should use it
Use it good

Yes, I love it
My little magical pen
I will use it
On the Constitution
And if everyone
Had a magical pen
We could wipe out everything
And start all over again

(repeat chorus)
Oooh, you got it
Ooh, it’s good
Oooh, you got it
When you got it
You should use it
Use it good

I sure love you
My little magical pen
I can make you cross out everything
The who, the what and when
I can make disappearable
The rights of men
Oh, I love you
My little magical pen
Oh, I love you
My little magical pen
(fade)

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