
If possible. Seated on the throne, I turned to Frank Rich:
STOP the presses! This election isn’t about the Clintons after all. It isn’t about the Acropolis columns erected at Invesco Field. It isn’t about who is Paris Hilton and who is Hanoi Hilton. (Though it may yet be about who is Sarah Palin.) After a weeklong orgy of inane manufactured melodrama labeled “convention coverage” on television, Barack Obama descended in classic deus ex machina fashion — yes, that’s Greek too — to set the record straight.
Uh, Frank? If I may call you Frank? "Deus ex machina" isn't Greek.
It's Latin.
Right there in the lead.
The college-educated and well-paid Rich looks ignorant, ditto the copy editor, ditto the Op-Ed page editor, and the World's Greatest Newspaper (not) looks like it's written, edited, and managed by idiots.
Right there in the fucking lead.
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He knew that.
He just wanted to see if anybody was still paying attention. I understand the hits so far on today's column is "1."
Whaleshaman: what's that even supposed to mean?
Rich's column's in the paper. Hit counts for dead tree don't exist.
If you're going to make an argument, make an intelligent one, not just an arrogant accusation against a Senior Fellow.
I will say, though, that this bit from Rich's column struck me as oddly accurate for an insider's review of the media coverage:
Rich gives the appearance of saying the TV hype got it wrong, right down the line, to this reader's eye.
And that's something I can agree with. The Mighty Wurlitzer splattered the nation with its inanities, inaccuracies, and off-point overdramatizing for MONTHS.
In the end, though, the "wise old guys" in the anchor chairs -- as well as the FOX bombshells -- looked like they didn't know what they were talking about.
Was it ever thus, then?
Has all news analysis since Marconi been unadulterated crap?
The answer, if you look at the Howler, is a resounding yes.
Maybe the readers / listeners / viewers ought to take that to heart.
We can admit that we’re killers … but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! ~ Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate 3193.0
1 John 4:18
Sarah: Ouchouchouch!
To quote Steve Martin [and listen to for free, track 7],
I wasn't arguing with a senior fellow, the "tude" was directed at Rich.
I'm thinking if I stop buying the paper and refuse to read online the likes of Rich and Dowd, that's one less "hit"--however they're counted--for them, and one more tree in the woods for you and me and the deer and bunnies that nibble our gardens.
Thus, it was fun to pretend nobody read Rich, Friend of Imus, anymore, but that the painting/shellacking, gardening, dentally challenged and insulating Lambert had stymied a winning streak for the boycotting refuseniks, IMHO from my POV.
But since you play such a mercilessly swift game of whack-a-mole, I'm more than happy to apologize for having misled you. Next time I'll be sure to leave a smiley so the enthroned senior fellows will feel duly grrroveled to. ;-)
Inane blame?
So who exactly is to blame for the inane? The participants?
Apparently some in the Village
are upset that they have to commment on the manufactured narrative that THEY THEMSELVES MANUFACTURED!
My god, the cognitive dissonance, it just burns.
It is a special happy bonus that Rich shows he is the Tony Soprano/Moe of the Three Stooges NY Times king malaproper, suede-intellectual.
For all the crap they gave HST for "not being a real journalist" he never pulled dumb boners like that. You would think he (Frank)/they would be embarrassed, but you would be wrong.
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I'm not such a bad guy once you get to know me.
But could he have gotten stupider?
Just last week
Frank Rich said the following:
Wait, I have to hold my head so it doesn't spin completely off my body.
And for "manufacturing drama", who could forget his memorable line also from that column last week?
Followed up with:
Thanks Lambert, for the following line, "Hon, reach me that bucket".
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WFRRM
Obviously, Rich was referring to the traditions of greek drama, and the role that the gods play in Greek drama. Rich didn't say it was the Greek language, he said "that's Greek too" after referring to another signifier of Greek culture -- the "Acropolis columns". /snark
Here is a great takedown of MoDo
...for your reading enjoyment:
http://whiskeyfire.typepad.com/whiskey_f...
August 31, 2008
Remains a Mystery
by Molly Ivors
I'm not going to parse what must have been the highly interesting contents of Maureen's stomach when she wrote today's imaginary chick flick starring the scrappy-yet-terrifyingly-unqualified Sarah Palin. But this line caught my attention, partly because it seems to have been delivered largely without self-awareness of any kind.
(Why do men only pick women as running mates when they need a Hail Mary pass? It’s a little insulting.)
This from Dowd, who has spent, conservatively, the better part of the last year explaining to us why a competent woman is a dominatrix wielding a whip, why women only succeed because they've been wronged by men, why women who continue fighting primaries when they're garnering votes are "emasculating" and "suffocating."
If women have been delegitimized as political figures in their own rights, Mo, look in the fucking mirror and your own archives.
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