It’s the campaign all the kids are sure to talk about: Grandpa Buford is gonna give you a whuppin!

Thompson, for his part, answered with Southern-fried aplomb. “Did you ever see the movie ’Walking Tall’?” he said, referring to the 1973 action flick about Buford Pusser, a Tennessee sheriff who single-handedly rid his town of crime and corruption. “You know the ax handle that old Buford used to carry? I got me one of them. I knew Buford Pusser. His daughter gave me one of those ax handles and I still got it. I thought about it many, many times. There’s a lot you can do with that.”

I suppose “the Pusser” wouldn’t be right…