Guess I'd better lock in my oil price

Because we're going to attack Iran, say the "elites", and when that happens, the straits of Hormuz are going to be closed.

Of course, if we want to keep our oil cheap, we can always attack Venezuela. Or Canada.

Um, I wonder what month we'll be attacking Iran?

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