The new Ford electric/hydrogen hybrid car has two holes for putting stuff in-- an electric socket into which you plug, well, an electric power cord, and a hydrogen port, into which you put hydrogen.

You remember, that "Hindenberg" stuff? Kinda flammable? Sparks not a good idea?

They were showing the car to Bush. And Cheney standing right aside of him--it is to weep. The president of Ford hands the electric charging cord--which is LIVE I should mention--and Bush has a choice of two, um, holes in which to insert it. Guess which one he picks?

Let's show our Higher Nature and avoid the LauWa jokes, okay?

Detroit News so you know I'm not making this up although I got it off a diary at dKos.

So the president of Ford saved the leader of the United States Republican Party, and also George Bush, right at the last minute. Albeit with a notable violation of protocol, i.e. Touching the Sacred Presence.

DetNews headline was "Plug it in, fire it up Mr. President."

Remember Daddy Bush and the supermarket price scanner? The Bush clan just doesn't do well with technology, do they?

We won't even bring up the matter of forgetting their .gov email addresses that they worked so long and hard to acquire the rights to, just this once. We just shake our heads in pity for him, and go "tut, tut" like when Grandma won't wear her glasses and backs the car over the fire hydrant.