Help Bush use "the Google"!

Think Progress has the transcript:

HOST: I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?

BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.

Readers, do any of you have suggestions for what Bush should Google?

I do:

Failure.

Bush mandate (Be sure to use the “I’m feeling lucky” button on that one, George)

And, bien sur, Iraq Clusterfuck.

Enjoy!

UPDATE Still with me, George? Here’s another one, just to show that we’re watching you. Do this one: “Patuxent Park” intercepts. Still feeling lucky? Or, perhaps, foily?