How big is the Republican closet, anyhow?

When do the revelations stop? (Personally, I’d like for all the Republicans to come out of the closet—even if it turns out to be half the leadership. Healthier, saner, more honest—what’s not to like? But it says here that The Base has issues with teh gay.)

Still, I hadn’t had Jebbie on the list of possibles, until, well, read for yourself:

Protesters greeted Florida Gov. Jeb Bush on his way to a campaign event for [Rick Santorum R-Man on Dog], and he briefly took refuge in a subway station supply closet to avoid the anti-Republican demonstrators.

Think I’m reading too much into the story?

The protesters, made up of members of the United Steelworkers union and the anti-war group Uprise Counter Recruitment, chanted, “Jeb go home,” and said Bush blew them a kiss.

Seems to me that blowing a steelworker a kiss in Pittsburgh is either extremely self-destructive, or… Something else.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!