How to toss a Ron Paul salad
Genius like farmer's deserves to be front-paged:
In a mixing bowl:
1. Combine one cup of Pat Buchanan and one cup of Grover Norguist, whip to a high peak.
2. Mix equal parts church and state and whisk until thoroughly blended.
3. Pour mixture into the chilled bleached skull of a trade unionist; garnish with red white and blue sprinkles and a shiny gold coin.
Serve with White Nationalist Crackers (supply-sider up), and a thick slice of Strict Constructionist Cheese.
Makes an excellent accompaniment to any hot homemade Chicago Boys Dirty War Chili. (very popular in Latin America back in the 70’s).
Please, sir, I want some more!
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