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If George W. Bush had been a Democrat: name the popular talking points!

Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:21am — vastleft

If GWB had been a Democrat, these would have been popular mainstream memes, doncha think?

  • Illegitimate presidency, staffed by scandal-ridden incompetents
  • Unqualified president allows insane VP to set agenda
  • Move over tank-commander Dukakis: Yale cowboy's brush-clearing photo-ops are a national joke!
  • Wimpy, terrorist-coddling Democrats fail us on 9/11
  • Wimpy, terrorist-coddling Democrats let Bin-Laden escape at Tora Bora
  • Corrupt Dems don't know where Iraq cash is going... unless you count their golfing buddies
  • $Trillions and 4,500 troops' lives spent on fictitious WMD scare -- fiasco of the millennium!
  • Corrupt, bleeding-heart Democrats squander your tax dollars in sweetheart deals for Katrina "victims"
  • Why haven't we impeached this guy?

What else you got?

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President's scandalous affair with Secretary of State

By Historiann on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:28am

and his wife is being paid off not to leave him.

C'mon--am I the only person who glances at the National Enquirer headlines in the grocery checkout?

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And Yet Another Variation on this Enquirer Theme.....

By Easily Distract... on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:41am

Bush's New Dallas Diggs Equipped with Sex Dungeon

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Personal

By nihil obstet on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:40pm

Your list actually leans more towards policy failures than the Republicans usually do. The Republicans go hard after real or imagined personal issues, including family.

-Investigation into criminal sale of Harken stock squashed by President Poppy. Bushwater!
-Deserted during Vietnam war!
-Druggie niece gets pampered treatment.
-Daughters flout drinking laws.
-Bitchie mother sneers at U.S. war casualties and Katrina victims.
-President personally directs abuses of government power by wiretapping political opponents and firing good, helpless US Attorney Generals (like Travelgate).
-Poppy makes gazillions from Carlyle group for sleezy connections with White House.
-What sex antics brought sex model Gannon into the White House so often?

And so much more.

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Indeed

By vastleft on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:43pm

There's a motherload of unexploited personal smearing that would have happened if Bush had been a donkey.

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Bush disgraces Capitol in sexy squeeze with Michele Bachmann n/t

By vastleft on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:45pm

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