Iraq Apologizes For Being Invaded
Harry Whittington's Sorry For the Pain He's Caused Dick Cheney
A headline over at CNN reads thusly (as of 4:05 p.m. EST):
Shooting victim apologizes to vice president
I think Harry owes the VP a couple hundred pellets of buckshot or whatever that shit is that they put in guns to shoot birds with. Maybe he can send them to Cheney in a Spray Pattern.