Joe on Iraq: "I'll Get Back to You"

Lame Defined.

A few days ago, our incumbent junior senator, Joe Lieberman, a former candidate for president and vice president of the United States, told reporters that he needed a few more days to formulate, and properly articulate, his position on the war in Iraq. He wouldn’t be talking about it with them until then.

How hard is it to say, “the President is always right and I think we should love and trust him?” C’mon Joe, you shouldn’t need days to formulate that. Here’s an even shorter version: “I think we should just kill all the Muslims.” Is that easier? I’m feeling generous this morning, how about this: “We should launch an attack on Iran from our newest colony in Iraq, and use nukes.”

Honestly, this isn’t hard Joe. Call me if you need help. I work cheap, and I know how to keep a webpage running.