Though I was almost distracted by those teeth.

I'm sure that Ted "Twitch" Haggard will enjoy spending more time with his family. But will his family--I'm not talking about his, em, extended family here--enjoy to spend more time with him?

Who knows. Still, it's good to see a Christianist enterprise going so well. "Twitch" must have been making a bundle!

Somehow, I have the feeling that Ted's kind of racket has been going on for millenia. I bed CD could find a clay tablet telling sad stories of Babylonian religious hucksters.

Plus ça change...