Make them eat it

Asked if he'd eat his own product, poison peanut processor Stewart Parnell takes the Fifth.

AP:

The owner of a peanut company refused to testify to Congress on Wednesday amid the disclosure that he urged his workers to ship bacteria-tainted products, pleading with employees to at least "turn the raw peanuts on the floor into money."

Stewart Parnell, owner of Peanut Corp. of America, repeatedly invoked his right not to incriminate himself before the House subcommittee holding a hearing on a national salmonella outbreak blamed on his company. The outbreak has sickened some 600 people, may be linked to nine deaths — the latest in Ohio — and has led to one of the largest product recalls, with more than 1,800 pulled.

Parnell sat stiffly, his hands folded in his lap at the witness table, as Rep. Greg Walden, R-Ore., held up a clear jar of his company's products wrapped in crime scene tape and asked him if he would be willing to eat the food.

"Mr. Chairman and members of the committee, on advice of my counsel, I respectively decline to answer your questions based on the protections afforded me under the U.S. Constitution," Parnell said.

After repeating the statement several times, he was dismissed from the hearing.

And you know, the concept of "make them eat it" goes for the creators of The Big Shitpile, too.

Claw back what they stole, and pay 'em in toxic assets. That should get their attention!

NOTE Now they're contrite -- after they stole the money! What we need to do is force them to disgorge their gains.

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Re: That "money" quote

Fuckety-fuck goddamn fuck motherfucking fuck.

That's the best I can do.

I mean, fuck.

[Edit...]
Oh, and teh google reveals he's based in Lynchburg, VA and since the US Army is pulling peanutty stuff out of their warehouses, I'm guessing he has a big fat GOP-gift contract as a supplier of tainted goods to the troops.

At the risk of repeating myself: Fuck!

(Look over there! Michael Phelps is on a bong!!!)

Lynchburg is also the home of Jerry Falwell

and one of the spokespeople for the company was a woman named Falwell. But I couldn't find a direct connection; I'd love to hang Salmonella-infected peanuts round the necks of the Christianists. But perhaps Falwells are thick on the ground in Lynchburg.

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi

And the best part...?

Villagers like Jon Meacham are still running with Clinton/dick jokes.

People who should know better like Jon Stewart are still running Clinton/dick jokes.

Ten years later.

I'm glad someone's still thinking of the children.... (the children!)

(I really don't mean to turn this thread into a ranting bitchfest, but Jesus H. Christ, already.)

The Vince Foster "mystery" was on TV today

The tube was on and a segment on "Unsolved Mysteries" regarding Vince Foster was going to be on the show.

Only tyrants rig elections.

I plead the Fiz-if!

This is a perfect example of why Dave Chapelle's skit should be in every civics class, or at least seen by every member of Congress. This is the best I can find on youtube--after 20 seconds of searching.

Only tyrants rig elections.

Scumbags of Industry

We're back to the early 20th century! Too bad the muckrakers are all dead and gone. therefore, I would avoid the tinned foods until further notice from Mr. Taft himself.

A calmer reaction: If I'd-a been on the committee...

If I'd-a been on the committee, I'd have brought a puppy with me, and taken that gift bag of tainted/crime-scene-taped products, and started feeding the puppy some peanut butter. (They LOVE it!).

Then I'd be all, "I yield the remainder of my time. (Don't I, snookums? Who's a hungry puppy? You are! yes, you are!)" and just keep feeding it during the whole hearing.