Ah, the profound discourse of the Serious
Media of our country, the clean, the chaste, the...whatever the opposite of "hippie" is. Via Southern Poverty Law Center (whose mandate, please note, is hate crimes):
A "national underground network" of pink pistol-packing lesbians is terrorizing America. "All across the country," they are raping young girls, attacking heterosexual males at random, and forcibly indoctrinating children as young as 10 into the homosexual lifestyle, according to a shocking June 21 segment on the popular Fox News Channel program, "The O'Reilly Factor."
I would probably add more commentary if I were not laughing so hard. This is the kind of shit the right wing is reduced to? We made them quit lynching Negroes and sexually harassing women in the workplace and allowed Wiccans to get pentacles on their military tombstones and refused to ban Harry Potter books from libraries and all they have to cry about any more is gangs of marauding lesbians? With pink pistol holders?
Um, ChicagoDyke, is there anything you'd like to tell us....?
Yeah. We must rally around George Bush, the Iraq war, and the evisceration of the constitution, or...or.... those lesbian gangs are gonna get us!
(Rolls eyes.)
However, I call dibs on CD when they come for me....
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Wow, can I get attacked by a pistol-packing lesbian?
Where can I sign up? I need the excitement...
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The Homosexual Lifestyle
Beware! Beware!
They're marching everywhere!
They'll grab your son
For Sapphic fun
Beware!
Look out! Look out!
From the closet they are out!
They'll make you kneel
Your wife they'll steal
Look out! Look out!
To arms! To arms!
To end pink pistol charms!
Fire away
To end teh gay!
To arms! To arms! +++
Seriously, If It Isn’t The Islamists It’s The Lesbians
Can you imagine how dark and twisted must be the fetid alleys of their minds? Or maybe, just maybe, some closeted liberal has infiltrated Bill-O’s writing staff and is planting progressively (smile) more insane supermarket tabloid items as an exercise in subversion. Either way, once the public starts laughing at you you’re toast, and the VRWC
crowd are now the laughingstock of the whole nation as well as the rest of the world. Payback is coming to this bunch of criminals, vengeance and wrath of Biblical proportion. Two more years, two more years, we shall overcome, someday.
Doesn't hold water
Where I come from, it's the drag queens with the pink pistol holders. Definitely, not the lesbians.
Everyone knows this.
Now THAT, Vicki, is a great response
I am like completely envious.
Some got it, some don't.
You totally got it. Jake
I call
sloppy seconds.
indeed, my weapons aren't pink
although i do have a nice pony print skirt with that overly femme color.
but this is deep into winger fantasy territory. and it's icky. that is, i find is disturbing to know that in the midst of so much going wrong for them, they turn to this sort of soft porn to keep viewers watching their dreck. beastiality news pr0n can't be far behind.
Ah! Marauding lesbian in pony print skirts!
Where do I sign up?! I'm dying here!
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Mahatma Gandhi
you know, i'll add one other thing about lesbians
sometimes, we're just as boring as you str8 folks, and we can go just as long as you all when it comes to the death of sex in long term relationships. not all of us, of course, but most dykes i know are not raving sex machines. the full gamut is represented in the community: monogamists, polyamorous, fetishists, abstinates.
twisty would call this story an example of the "dude nation" pornulizing lesbian identity and i would agree. only "penthouse letters" reader-types would worry about sex frenzied lesbian hoardes. which tells me so much about their credibility when it comes to intellectual matters in general.
When a Dried Gourd Just Isn't Enough Anymore
Obviously, Bill has graduated from fantasizing about loofahs.
Well, I'll say one thing for lesbians -
they're all women. They just CAN'T be as boring as some men. It's just not possible. Jaek
Well I'll say 100 things about lesbians
...when you get that many together and give them all automatic weapons, you call them
(drumroll)....
Militia Etheridge!
(shamelessly stolen from a comment over at the Gray Place made after Melissa did her set at the Live Earth show.)
Thankyou, thankyou, I'll be here all week...no I won't, I'm sliding out the backstage door to the alley from whence I shall flee the irate mob in hopes I can get to my garden and hide out behind the mysterious spheroid of alien invasion.
As long as you don't sleep next to it you'll be ok.
But if you show up here listless and apathetic, we'll at least know what happened.
No Hell below us
Above us, only sky
No Hell below us
Above us, only sky