Master debater open thread
Just to be on the safe side, though, don't believe the pundits. Treat this event with the respect it deserves: settle in front of the TV and your favorite wiseass's Twitter feed and get thoroughly polluted. What tonight holds in store for everyone will only be certain 48 hours later, via political time-dilation, and there will be a truth unique to each party anyway. Being sober for it only increases understanding, which only reifies the need for drink.
OK, off to strap myself into the straitjacket so I can't throw anything through the screen or hurt myself pounding my head on the desk. Gimme a glazed!