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(Washington DC) In an effort to tap into the growing Undead demographic, McDonalds Corporation has unveiled its much-anticipated Zombie McBrain Sandwich, which company executives boasted “…would change the way America thinks about brains.” Karl Rove, who was seen eating a plate of his own brains at a local bistro, nodded his head in agreement. He then nodded when asked if he enjoyed eating his own brains, and continued to nod at just about anything that crossed his field of vision.

Asked if he would like to dance naked with a flotilla of herpetic pirates, Mr. Rove nodded as if to say, ’yes, I would like to dance naked with a flotilla of herpetic pirates.’ The late Mr. Rove, a once powerful man and now vaguely herpetic, full-time zombie-pirate wannabe, excused himself from the table and scoured the room for his cardboard sign, which was leaning against a trash bin. It read: Will Work for My Own Brain Sandwich.

George W. Bush, who died tragically face-down in a bowl of bleach-cut cocaine at a 1973 White Boy Party in Deer Lips, Tennessee, declined to comment. He did manage to mumble “Harriet brain good” on his way to a Zombie Pirate Party on the Potomoc.

McDonalds Corporation is owned and operated by brain-eating Zombies, with Fifty Years of Experience in the Artery Hardening Biz!

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