Mission accomplished: Bush to demand $200 billion for Iraq next year, as much as Vietnam
The Iraq war will end when the contractors, the mercenaries, and the flacks discover there is no more money for them to loot from the Treasury, when they discover there is a more profitable war elsewhere, or when the Chinese decide to cash in their winnings, and not before.
Mission accomplished! Harry, Nancy: Nice work. Maybe this term you can try for single digits?